Taimur Ali Khan, Ranbir Kapoor And Shah Rukh Khan’s 2020 Predictions – a Fun Take
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Taimur Ali Khan, Ranbir Kapoor And Shah Rukh Khan’s 2020 Predictions – a Fun Take

It’s easy to predict what will happen in Bollywood, even if you are not a soothsayer. Here is a tongue-in-cheek look at all that’s likely to happen next year!

If at all, 2019 in Bollywood would be remembered  for the working class hero, as  represented by  Ayushmann Khurrana giving us  hits  while the  larger- than- life hero took a  backseat. What  does  2020  have in store? Let’s find out.

  1. MORE BIOPICS

Everything, from Uri to Balakot, and everyone from Manmohan Singh to Jayalalitha  is taken.  Now  in  2020, filmmakers  will  be seen to be scraping  the bottom of  the barrel . Biopics on Ronu Mondal,  Payal Rohatgi and Mimoh  Chakraborty are  still available; grab while you can. Oh, and how about booking movie rights to Taimur’s childhood memoirs? He is sure to write about his bizarre tryst with fame at age 0.

Taimur Ali Khan

  1. MORE TAIMUR    

Speaking of  Taimur, he will be three next year (after 2, that’s  what usually happens). We will definitely see more of Kareena and Saif’s toddler. In 2020, he won’t only know every photographer by name, he will also know every member of every photographer’s  family by name. In the meanwhile Ranveer and Deepika’s son/daughter  (Veerdeep?) will hopefully be  born. Taimur will pretend to be happy for them.

  1. SADLY ZERO OF SRK   

For Shah Rukh Khan’s fans, there is a terrible  new. After no SRK releases in 2019, there will be none in 2020 either. This would result in a condition of mass hysteria among his fans who would threaten to give up eating pizzas and chocolates until they see their idol back on screen. SRK will break his (film) fast with chocolates and pizzas distributed free of cost at Mannat  for his fans. Issko kehte junk food for thought.

Salman Khan

  1. SALMAN’S HEROINES WILL GET YOUNGER     

Salman was about to co-star with Alia Bhatt who is half his age.  In Dabangg 3, his heroine Saeee Manjrekar is his friend Mahesh Manjrekar’s daughter. In 2020, we may see Sanjay Kapoor’s daughter Shanaya make her debut opposite Salman. Remember, Bhai can do anything.

  1. TOM HANKS WILL GO INTO DEPRESSION

After seeing Aamir Khan play Forrest Gump, Tom Hanks will get so depressed he may get suicidal. To see another actor play  his role with such dedication…no no!  Hanks won’t be able to bear it. Henceforth he may  put in a clause in all his  films. No remakes, and certainly none starring India’s Tom Hanks.

  1. KAREENA’S 40th BIRTHDAY PARTY   

 In 2020, Kareena will hit the fabulous 40 with a grand party where she will invite all of her former boyfriends, friends, frenemies and rivals.  It will be like the opening sequence from her grandfather Raj Kapoor’s Mera Naam Joker where Kareena  will sing and dance  to a remix version of Jeena  Yahan Marna Yahan.

Alia Bhatt with Ranbir Kapoor

  1. DESTINATION WEDDING FOR RANBIR-ALIA    

While the other power-couple, Malaika Arora and Arjun Kpaoor will continue to be content posting flirty photographs, Alia Bhatt and Ranbir Kapoor are sure to tie the knot in 2020. But where? Is there any part of  the world where  the pair can be freed of  the stare?  Karan  Johar has  a  solution. He will buy an island in the Greek region and give it to  his favourite couple  as their advanced wedding gift. Ranbir and Alia can then call all their friends to the  island and do the wedding in peace.  PS.  Karan’s twins  may not like Daddy splurging on his friends like this. But since Ranbir Bhaiyya and Alia Didi have promised to dance at Yash and Roohi’s joint wedding in  2040, it’s all fine in La La Land.

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